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Jennifer pulls the classic pussy slip

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

I don’t really understand why celebrities, of all people, would risk going out and not bother with lingerie, despite the fact that the paparazzi is like their personal Eye of Sauron and they’re Frodo carrying the Ring of Power. (sorry about that, I’m still hung over from the Peter Jackson marathon I did over the weekend) And you know the paps could very well be their own shadow: unshakable, and constantly under their skirts. So it’s not really a surprise that JLo is already a contributor of pussy shots, although I am quite impressed how dead-on we catch sight of this Latina flasher’s cuevas.

One thing I still don’t understand is, despite the readily available porno just lying around the internet like fucking cat sick in a downtown alley, why are we still after stupid slip-ups of the beautiful people of Hollywood? I guess it all has to do with the effect of voyeurism and such, but I’m not digging for my college readings on film and literature over a skank’s pussy. Although, to return to more manly asides, there’s no harm in having a lick at more of Jennifer Lopez’ scandalous and naked photos we’ve got ready for you here. And I suppose, as the answer dawns on me now, that the nipslips and the upskirts actually exist to ease us comfortably into more hardcore material, to save us from sexual whiplash and the dreaded premature ejaculation.

And you wouldn’t have believed it, but it looks like our chances of JLo giving us another view of her goods will be pretty high this year, since she’s upping her screen time all over the media. Good for us–I mean, you, Jennifer!